December 2011
1 post
"Kupper is repped by Digital Conspiracy." →
Duh.
November 2011
3 posts
March 2011
1 post
Sony Classics Will Release Whit Stillman’s Latest →
Isn’t Adam Brody a little ethnic to show up in a Whit Stillman movie?, but the Greta Gerwig I think is probably some inspired Chloe Sevigny shit. Mostly I guess I’m a little depressed that we’ve all gotten so old that Whit Stillman can’t plausibly cast Chris Eigeman and Taylor Nichols anymore (but I expect cameos!).
Also, on the subject, still don’t want to be...
February 2011
1 post
My favorite part of the Scientology article was the sly running gag about the church’s many official magazines.
January 2011
1 post
November 2010
1 post
The absolute best possible thing the Gossip Girl writers could have done with the three most irritating, unlikable characters they themselves created (all poors, of course) is have them join forces, become (or stay) evil, and form some kind of weird misfit avenger league. Well fucking done, Gossip Girl writers. And that they did it on Skype is just the cherry. This show is such a clusterfuck of...
September 2010
2 posts
3 tags
‘I always had this perverted sense of pride because I was managing to...
– This is literally exactly what I’ve been saying forevs. The last paragraph, of course, is bullshit. Angelenos never move to New York, why would they?
August 2010
4 posts
His godfather is E. Digby Baltzell, who coined the term WASP.
– Whit Stillman’s Wikipedia page
On like 11 (4) of my favorite subjects. →
July 2010
1 post
May 2010
4 posts
I feel you, The Onion →
The current mayor of her local coffee shop and the young woman we’ve selected to represent young people everywhere, Jen Galanos, 26, has so far earned a free cappuccino and two hours of Wi-Fi. But while she likes the rewards, she said they’re only a fringe benefit of an application that, as we suspected, The New York Times has already creamed its jeans and tripped all over itself in...
Horse racing: Prairie Meadows race worker goes... →
“For the past three seasons, Bob Nastanovich of Des Moines was one of the track’s most visible and active racing workers. He charted races for Equibase, meaning he was the person who estimated the distance between horses at each quarter-mile. He wrote for the Daily Racing Form, made picks for one of Prairie Meadows’ tip sheets, and worked in the racing office. “But...
April 2010
2 posts
1 tag
A: You're like a chicken wing or a cheese fry.
T: Yeah, but if I was a chicken wing or a cheese fry you'd find that endearing.
March 2010
1 post
Off-Ramp Special Podcast - Donovan in Concert →
Man, Donovan, totally making teaching TM to children not seem like such a stupid cause and playing dope songs.
February 2010
1 post
IFC just bought this and it’s making my weekend, maybe my whole week!
December 2009
2 posts
Not to be like that, but also totally to be like that, I read this book like a thousand times when I was 12-13 and this is not what I was looking for in a movie. Mostly because Nick spends about a third of the novel living life as a woman, in the style of Mrs. Featherbottom.
November 2009
1 post
I relate to that, Noah Baumbach. (Ben Stiller still isn’t going to happen in drama though, except in The Royal Tenenbaums. Quit twitching, dude.) This is pretty exciting; I’m going to see Caitlin and Leach this weekend! And we used to watch Kicking and Screaming twice a week after high school. NB is like thirteen years older than we are in real life and like eight years ahead of us in...
October 2009
1 post
Top left corner you can stream the new Mountain... →
My brothers think they’re sounding kind of adult contemporary based off of like the one or two songs you could download early. I never say die myself. Plant grapes, motherfuckers.
September 2009
1 post
August 2009
2 posts
July 2009
5 posts
I can't believe we watched the whole thing. →
What really strikes you is how much shit they put down their pants in eight and a half hours of television: cocktails, bacon, Michael Ian Black.
We’re doing a thing.
Showalter: Yeah. I’m amazed that there’s anyone without the DVD, now. Like who’s left, to get a bootleg version of “The State,” would be my question? It’s been 20 years.
Black: I would agree, there’s probably very little that’s of decent quality out there. Anything that anybody would have would be copied off of VHS tapes, and it’s probably hard to get.
Back maybe in 1998 or so, Caitlin's boyfriend Gabe got a VHS of all of The State off of eBay. I think it was Kay who had two VCRs, so she made copies, and the first one we had was terrible, so the rest were almost unwatchable, but we watched them. I don't know, maybe I'm getting all the characters wrong. Anyway, when I think "college," like "What was my experience at college like?" I think of a little dorm room and a little bong and vending machine pies and The State rolling up a 13" TV screen. It sounds depressing, and it was, I was very depressed, but still I'm nostalgic for it.
June 2009
20 posts
Wrong shit I've said about some short stories
I was completely embarrassed when I pulled out my copy of Oblivion right now to find that “Incarnations of Burned Children” was published in that volume and I’d just completely forgotten about it. It was only published online for the first time in April on Esquire’s site. I was a less sensitive person when I read that book I guess, and also honestly it’s not his best...
When I told Toph I was reading an article about E. Howard Hunt, he said, “Is that the mailbox?” Duh! No!