“ ‘I always had this perverted sense of pride because I was managing to scrape by here,’ said Brooklyn resident Andrew McQuade, who, after watching two subway rats gnawing on a third bloody rat carcass, finally determined that New York City was a giant sprawling cancer. ‘Well, fuck that. I don’t need to pay $2,000 a month to share a doghouse-sized apartment with some random Craigslist dipshit to prove my worth. I want to live like a goddamn human being.’
— This is literally exactly what I’ve been saying forevs. The last paragraph, of course, is bullshit. Angelenos never move to New York, why would they?
