Here is a trailer for the upcoming movie Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, starring Lorenzo Lamas and Deborah Gibson. Leach showed me this, and I agree with her, “This would be better if there were no humans in it,” we have a shared love for giant, prehistoric sharks. But how much better than “so fucking damn awesome” can you get? Please do stay for the last shot. (Related: my favorite thing to think about.) (Also related: Jim Shepard’s great story “Tedford and the Megalodon,” from McSweeney’s Mammoth Treasury of Thrilling Tales [Issue 10]).